Alec Baldwin Drops His Pants to Prove His Weight Loss

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-Last time you were here,
it was your birthday. Do you remember that?
-Yes. -And we retired —
-Oh, do I remember it. -We retired you to the rafters.
-Yes. -And we actually —
We lifted you up in the air. -It was a beautiful experience.
-Yeah, it was. -It was. It was really
a beautiful experience. And then… -Well, then what we did was —
as a joke, we had a dummy
fall from the rafters and crash through a table. -That was meant to be me.
-Was pretending to be — -It was a dummy that was
meant to be me. -Yes, that’s right. -And then when the show
was over — -Now, this — I didn’t —
You got mad at this. -No, don’t apologize.
No, I didn’t get mad. I didn’t get — I would never
get mad at you. Why would I get mad at you? Do we want to
show them the dummy? -Yeah, I have a photo
of the dummy. -Show the photo of the dummy. -I can’t believe we took
a photo — -So, here’s a photo of
the dummy, okay? I’m walking down the hallway. I’m walking down the hallway.
And it’s a dummy. And I say to them,
“You had to put, like, the added gut on the dummy?” Now, I’m going to do it now.
I’m going to take my pack out. I want to show you —
‘Cause you talk about how, like, you want to lose weight
and everything. You want to see how much weight
I’ve lost? Ready? My pants don’t even
fit me anymore. [ Cheers and applause ] It’s not big enough. -Oh, my gosh!
You look fantastic. Don’t ever…
[ Cheers and applause ] -That was just for you, Jimmy.
-Oh, my gosh. I was happy to see you on
the season premiere of “Saturday Night Live,”
’cause — Please, you’re amazing. -But you’re one of the
few people who appreciates, ’cause this is
such an important thing. Like, I said to them —
And it was not with any malice or any, you know,
lack of affection for them. I said, “I don’t want to
do that anymore. I don’t want to do
the Trump thing again. I’m going to stop.”
-Yeah. -I don’t need to tell you
about the Lorne Michaels
Jedi Mind Trick thing. And, I mean — No, seriously, you know it
as well as me or better, that he, like —
He gets me on the phone the Friday before the show,
the day before the show, and he’s like,
“I don’t think you understand.” And I go,
“What don’t I understand? I’ve been thinking
about it, like, all summer. Every day,
that’s all I think about.” “I don’t think you understand
how important this is.” Now, you know as well as I do
that, unconsciously, Lorne starts with one very
powerful premise, which is, “I hired you, didn’t I? So my judgement
is flawless, right? “I gave you your biggest job,
didn’t I?” So, he starts,
and you’re kind of like, “Yeah, you got a point.” -Yeah. -“You hired me, so I really
shouldn’t doubt you.” So, he said to me,
“You should come and do it. Your audience demands it,”
or something like that. And I’m like —
-“Your audience demands it.” -Well, he didn’t say that.
-Yeah, I know. Exactly. -He would never say something
as bold as that. As silly as that. But, anyway, he said to me,
“Plea–” So I came and I did it. And I’m going to do it
a few times. -That’s good.
I love that you do it. You were like, “I’m out.”
-I’m out. I’m out. -Seriously, as of Friday,
you were out. -But everywhere you go,
you get one or the other. It’s like people — Most people
walk up to me and go — I mean, I could be on —
You know, I’m on the phone and I’m taking care of my kid
in a stroller, and people are like, “Excuse me. I’m sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.” Or it’s, like, a bunch of
construction workers, and they’re like, “There he is.” There he is.
That ass[bleep] Alec Baldwin.” -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They don’t do that.
They don’t do that. -They do.
-They do? -Yeah, well, there’s people —
I mean, he has his supporters. He has his fans. And when I’m around them —
Yeah, it’s all spoof. We don’t mean anything bad.
-No, of course not. -Yeah, no.
[ Laughter ] That’s the funniest thing
I’ve heard in the last year. “We don’t mean anything bad.”

 

100 Responses

  1. HAALO

    October 21, 2019 3:23 pm

    Why r people flipping out he took his pants off tf cares it’s funny cuz he’s old and can’t y’all catch on he hates talks shows and media he’s just trolling and saying real facts about the behind the scenes of holly wood

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  2. Mare K.

    October 21, 2019 3:29 pm

    How can you not love him. I wish I was older to be his wife. At the same time he would be a cool ass dad

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  3. Knichol

    October 21, 2019 3:50 pm

    Alec Baldwin has always had a certain creep factor about him to me. This just makes him even creepier to me.

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  4. HarveyBirdman

    October 21, 2019 5:47 pm

    yeah screw the constructional worker, they're not so important as we are, high paid actors and tv show hosts, how dare they even have a positive opinion about the president that is doing so much for the working class in our country. That's the real Alec and Jimmy laughing like hyenas not caring much and not taking const workers so serious like they are not people at all…

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  5. UnwaveringBackBone

    October 21, 2019 7:11 pm

    He wants to quit the character cuz how bad they flame broiled him on the Roast (even Deniro was bussing caps) is my guess but also cuz it's not fun.

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  6. UnwaveringBackBone

    October 21, 2019 7:18 pm

    Fall Spring Breakers: Big man drop your pants!
    Alec: (swoosh) Good to go!
    Toy Soldier: It's party time!

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  7. JesusPulledMeThrough

    October 21, 2019 9:39 pm

    I mean…he's like 30 yrs older than me, but I can't say his legs weren't fabulous 🤷🏾‍♀

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  8. Christopher Hensley

    October 21, 2019 10:29 pm

    Im a construction worker, more specifically, an electrician, and I definitely don't support Trump.

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  9. Geoffrey Feinberg

    October 21, 2019 10:47 pm

    Dropping your pants down on Tonight show is inappropriate. Same with taking a gun out is serious. At least his Trump persona won't last long especially what's going on in the White House.

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  10. Kaleb Chavez

    October 21, 2019 11:06 pm

    He has awesome legs… I honestly never knew he was even overweight.. his face always looks the same.. he's handsome either way!

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  11. Skyler Rose

    October 22, 2019 1:38 am

    Thank you Alec for giving your bank card in Walmart and then talking to me, when i was in NYC….. in my dreams. Idk why you were in my dreams and idk why we stoled a salad but we did.

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  12. Gammunist / -

    October 22, 2019 2:04 am

    Construction workers of today are traitors to the working class. My parents didn't ruin their health so that these bitches could act up and play divas supporting that orange Hitler impersonator!

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  13. Anton van Es

    October 22, 2019 12:43 pm

    "That was the funniest thing I've heard in the last year" about something he just said himself while cracking up completely. This dude is so in love with himself he needs to tone it down 500% when he does his Trump impression.

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  14. earthian11

    October 22, 2019 3:32 pm

    That was hilarious. The media better not spin off a silly story about it being public flashing or something

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  15. Robin Drennen Brown

    October 22, 2019 3:59 pm

    Yes ALec Has lost weigth Love The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Jimmy You Just made Sundays Exciting

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  16. Rwzal 8

    November 1, 2019 12:10 am

    Jimmy is so stupid 1:10.
    In USA is bad to show legs, ass or tits but IT'S OK to carry a wide gun to school😡

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  17. Almudena Carnero

    November 19, 2019 2:47 pm

    Alo callme espage. Music esto. Por. Que. Me da ya te. Diré ok humor gueno. Ok vuelvo. En un pis pas ok. Grc. Alo

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