Angry Asian Restaurant Prank Call (ANIMATED) – Ownage Pranks

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*Ring* Can I help you? Duh, um, hello, I need to speak to somebody who can speak a Chinese. I am! Duh, hello, how are you doing? *speaking Vietnamese* Yeah. *speaking Vietnamese* *responds in Chinese* *speaking Vietnamese* HuH?? *speaking Vietnamese* I don’t understand what you tell me. No look here I speak a vietnamese Oooooh, yeah umm what do you need? The Shit I need to make an order today no no its to late bye No no! Hello Look here, Big boy, I need to make big order for a while now 500 dolla 500 dollar five hundred dolla I give you. I don’t care. You fuck you bitch. You know he cares, too. That’s why it’s fucking hilarious. He’s like: “SHHHIIIIT That’s a lot of money. I don’t wanna lose it… Shit. I lose the moneeey.” *Ring* Can I help you? Suck uh some booty, why you hang up on me today? Nooo. We don’t have order for you. Okay?! I fuck you in the butt. I fuck you today. Fuck you, big boy. Fuck your mother I know I fuck your mother, you lie to me Fuck your whole family, okay?! No, your whole ancestor , I’m fuck your grandmother. (indistinguishable) – everybody in your house okay? Alright. Everybody. No no, your whole generation you fuck fuck guy, I hate you! Fuck all the Vietnamese okay? No no- WHAT THE HELL- what you say to me? I kill you. I don’t care I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me, I’m right here, kill me. okay I come with two chopsticks, I shove up your ass Oh…. Two chopsticks? Come over here! Talk to me in the face!! Lick some booty You- fuck you bitch- you very cheap *Ring* Hello? Back to somebody- fuck you bitch! Why you hang up on me?! DON’T CALL ANYMORE OR WE’RE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE OKAY? No you fuck fuck you- Fuck your mother. Fuck your whole family okay! No you lie to me you fuck your whole mother *blip* oh my god *Ring* Hello? you want to hear this? * two gunshots* Fuck your mother okay fuck your mother You hear me? Your mother!!- NO your grandmother, very old like raisin like- YOUR MOTHER! Fuck the Vietnamese. Vietnamese a piece of shit okay! Vietnamese. Fuck you! Look here you Chinese people be like NO CALL NO MORE IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW OKAY? No you- Fuck you- I *gunshots* Fuck your mother You fuck you guy I come- I come *Laughing* *Ring* Hello? Suck ah some booty! Fuck you bitch. I hate you Come fight with me, I’ll wait for you. You know where I am, come here! I kill you- Fuck your whole family I fuck your Vietname- your Chinese Your mother, your mother okay? Your mother’s mother, Fuck all your ancestor. Your grandmother- Vietnamese is a piece of shit your great-grandmother- You listen? You know English? Vietnamese is piece of shit okay? No fuck you. Fuck you bitch Fuck all the Vietnam okay? Fuck all the Vietnamese I shove fortune cookie up you ass. I shove the fortune cookie up your ass You go bye-bye okay! *Speaking in Chinese* *Speaking in Vietnamese* *Laughing*But my friend nobody has a good goat like me. my goat?? I sleep with him at night. You know? I pet him. I take very good care of my goat. He make a very good milk for meeeeee Right?I hear you. You don’t hear me? No no I hear you very good I was lying. I lie it. Ooh OOoh ooh. * sarcastic laughing* So funny right? *sarcastic laughter* okay okay what do you have today for the
special? *End*

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  1. I'm Asian and I approve of this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ this was funny as fuck low-key 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  3. I like how the dude said β€œcome here you know where I am!” And imagine he showed up and did his accent, β€œhe would be like wut….”

  4. Ownage Pranks regardless of your disclaimer, an actual racsit just sent me this link on another thread with the explicit intention to offend. But like the ignorant obnoxious racsit that he is, he missed his target by about 3 continents judging by name alone. Just thought you should know

  5. This is my favorite one EVER! I must have listened to it a couple of hundred times by now. Buk Lau has changed people's perceptions of Chinese restaurants for all time.

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