Dame Drops Some Bars on the Warriors | Game Of Zones S6E2


Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m King James. Blessed by the gods to choose my army, my Lord Commander and my home But alas, I am not I am Ser MarShon Brooks A journeyman sellsword, who, not long ago, was fighting in the distant lands of Chai’Nos, spending years reassembling what remained of my shattered spirit only to land a seat on the dreary benches of Memphis. But fate is a curious thing For yesterday, House Suns requested MY services and offered REAL assets in return Ser Trevor Ariza AND picks! Seems I shall finally prove to everyone that I AM a knight worthy of minutes. And what I once feared was my twilight was in fact, my dawn. Welcome to House Suns Thank you Ser MarShon Brooks at your service Wait. MarShon Brooks? Yes…at your— OK, we traded for Dillon Brooks You wha—oh, um… Dammit, they sent the wrong Br– House Grizzlies sent the wrong Brooks Are you bloody serious? Oh, how the fickle tides of fate recede as quickly as they crash upon my shores. And though my sand castles may wither and wash the deft hands of hope must always be there to rebuild them. I return to Memphis with fresh perspective, renewed spirit Dearest Jennifer, I have received your raven, and I beseech you understand. I am trying I tryeth every day to bring you the ring you so desire… Watch it. Hey, hey. Look who we blocked coming down the lane Well, look who it is! The Boogie Knight himself They say our bigs can’t defend Please! I’ve got a torn Achilles Oh, OK Last I saw this lot, you all were getting swept away faster than a harassment case at House Mavericks. Oh please, Boogie regale us with the tales of your extensive tournament experience. Better none than yours Don’t let him get in your head Aw… Good on you all for giving Jimmer another shot What? No. I’m Nik— Wait I’m not going to fall for your hurtful tricks anymore! You see, it seems the tables have turned! Unlike you, I have two good Achilles AND friends We got your back, Nik! How do you like my sauce now? Bitch What a fellowship you all have Almost makes up for the lack of rings The Lord of Light… Hearted Locker Room Chemistry smiles upon our Brotherhood. Who smiles upon you, Boogie? You’ve got no rings and no friends And which of those can you offer me? Friends I’d prefer rings Well then join us! And together we shall make it past the second round. Whoa, whoa I don’t want this guy here He’s like, uh, mess with our flow you know what I mean? We have like, uh, good vibes and also like, um, we have same agent and he says it might affect my minutes. Doesn’t matter It’s water under the Bay Bridge I’m signing with House Warriors What? No, you can’t— They’re like an All-Star House That’s not fair! That’ll ruin the Realm! He’s full of it Everybody knows House Warriors is over the gold cap They can’t afford you! No, it’s probably mid-level exception -Yeah, it’s a mid-level exception
-Yeah, you’ve got the mid-level taxpayers Oh right, right. The mid-level exception… I of course know what that is and fully understand it. My mind is a buzzin’ For I heard a hot take. Seems big Boogie Cousins Turned into a SNAKE! He rides to the Oak Lands Where there’s rings all around. Give his headband a rebrand As a ring-chaser’s crown. Oh yes! I love Four Bar Fridays! Boogie Dame The only thing more hopeless than this brotherhood is your bard career. -Hey now
-Watch your tongue, Boogie! You know, I expect you to be a bastard but a coward too? I’d rather die than share the court with Curry! Um… No, sorry—I mean the good— I mean Steph And the rest of those serpents. Dame, we’ve got no chance! We had no chance But we do now The Lord of Light-Hearted Chemistry is very powerful To the humble, He giveth… But to the greedy, He taketh away. The Warriors’ defeat can only come from within No House can bear the likes of Draymond, KD AND Cousins. Their golden cup runneth over with assholes Let him go Hope you enjoy the regular season you f–kin’ losers! I hope you get the f–king eighth seed so I can see your faces when we sweep you again! I’ll crush you like I crush my Lord Commanders! Does he know the way out of here? He’ll get himself ejected eventually My mind is a buzzin’ For I heard a hot take. Seems big Boogie Cousins Turned into a SNAKE! He rides to the Oak Lands Where there’s rings all around. Give his headband a rebrand As a ring-chaser’s crown A raven has brought us some news that is good. House Blazers acquired the knight Rodney Hood My Rip City brethren, rejoice and give cheer Except for Nik Stauskas, you’re now a Cavalier. Wait, what? Bye, Nik! Good luck in Cleveland, Nik! If you enjoy Game of Zones, please consider subscribing It lets us know you support the show, and we can notify you when new episodes come out. Have you subscribed, Markelle? No I tried to subscribe, but I missed


100 Responses

  1. Jonathan Hall

    May 30, 2019 10:23 pm

    So funny the Boogie Cousins part. And True when he said the Warriors would sweep them.

  2. TJ Matthews

    May 31, 2019 8:18 pm

    Lol too funny , wow too love these videos, and ironically they got swept again by the Warriors

  3. Thomas Rinschler

    June 8, 2019 6:37 am

    Well, if things don't turn around quickly, Cousins will still have no rings and no friends. Perhaps he should have take House Blazers up on their offer?

  4. Devlin Kim-McAllister

    June 8, 2019 4:46 pm

    The fact that he wanted a ring and now they depend on him during the Raptors series

  5. 支離

    June 14, 2019 4:38 am

    "No House can bear the likes of Draymond, KD

    AND Cousins.

    Their golden cup runneth over with assholes"


  6. bluexpressov2

    June 14, 2019 4:45 am

    Who is here after Warriors lost the finals?

    "The Lord of Light-Hearted Chemistry is very powerful. To the humble, he giveth… But to the greedy, he taketh away."

  7. Dman Productions

    June 14, 2019 5:20 am

    "Seems big boogie cousins turned into a snake" ….. and he still ain't got no ring 😂

  8. Bergen

    June 15, 2019 11:42 pm

    I mean the Warriors downfall did come from within, just not in the way that you guys predicted. Poor KD and Klay, extreme respect for the both of them.

    Also the Warriors did sweep the Blazers, just not in first round.

  9. King Tide

    June 18, 2019 5:18 am

    This episode also aged really well, the blazers may not have won, but they were right about what they said technically 😂

  10. brickfighter 14

    June 24, 2019 6:15 am

    DeMarcus Cousins joined the Warriors thinking he was gonna get a free ring,but then a monster named Kawhi Leonard and his Raptors came and changed the balance of the NBA for the better

  11. IDon't Care

    July 5, 2019 8:09 pm

    Ha get fucked Boogie. I thought you were actually a good throwback to the retro games with your play. I was obviously wrong.

  12. Garrett Bradley

    July 6, 2019 8:19 pm

    Dear Bleacher Report,

    Please make a special episode about this free agency period. It was truly the most wildly historic NBA event in recent memory. The people shouldn't wait until April to enjoy your comical interpretation of it. Please give us this gift!


    Faithful GOZ fan.

  13. HoodieLeft Boi

    July 7, 2019 8:35 pm

    Jesus Christ everything dame said came true in a way. Boogie didn't show up in the playoffs and it cost the warriors

  14. Cole Williams

    July 18, 2019 5:30 am

    “What a fellowship you all have, almost makes up for the lack of rings!”

    I see what you’re doing here Game of Zones, throwing a little shade at the Lord of the Rings (the Fellowship of the Ring) 🤣

  15. idoko

    October 12, 2019 3:03 pm

    This video aged really good. The Blazers' chemistry carried them beyond the 2nd round, but they did get swept by the Warriors.
    However, Dame was correct: "The Lord of Light-Hearted Chemistry is very powerful. To the humble, he giveth… But to the greedy, he taketh away." as the Warriors all got injured and lost the finals.

  16. dewehav2

    October 26, 2019 1:19 am

    "your golden cup runneth over with assholes" is a line i try to use on a daily basis. It's just simply great

  17. Dzelion Gurung

    November 11, 2019 5:43 pm

    “…to the greedy, he taketh away.”

    Cousins, Durant, Klay, Curry – all of them injured. (Be careful Draymond.)


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