Does Your Mattress Pass The Human Egg Drop Test? – Purple Mattress

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I’m here to prove that Purple® Mattress blows memory foam out of the bedroom. Only Purple passes the Durability Test, Body Heat Test, and the all-new H.E.D. Test – or, “Human Egg Drop Test,” for the layman. The best test to determine a mattress’ comfort and support. Ready, Billy? Billy: No…I just have to — Jake: Perfect. (Billy screams) Just look at how the Purple® Smart Comfort Grid™, made from a super-comfy, yet ultra-supportive material called Hyper-Elastic Polymer® cradled those unfertilized chickies. And, yeah, they’re pretty real. Now, how about that memory foam? Take ‘er up! (Jr. Sasquatch growls) Ready, Billy? Billy: Uuuhhhhhhh… Jake: Great. (Billy groans) See, unlike memory foam, Purple’s unique design cradles your pressure points and redistributes support to the rest of your body, leaving your spine properly aligned. So no more back pain, no matter your body type, sleeping position, or frequency of nightmare. Man: OH JEE– (especially the ones starring your boss) So what does this mean? Billy: That Purple’s comfortable? Jake: Good boy, Billy. Boss: Jake, that was terrible form. More wrist. Jake: O-Oh! Billy, can you clean this up please? Billy: Yeah… Did you know memory foam was developed in 1966? That’s 10 years older than VHS. And, what’s crazier is the “technology” hasn’t even changed. You’re getting half-century-old technology with all of its problems. So many companies are desperate to call their mattresses high-tech, so they sandwich a little bit of tech into the memory foam. (maniacal laugh) 98% memory foam is still 98% crap. That’s a lot of crap you’re sleeping on, brother… and sisters… …you guys. Purple is the most durable comfort technology in scientific history. While the compact structure of memory foam breaks down and falls apart over time, Purple’s proprietary material keeps shape and stays strong. No more lumpy mattresses, and no more body impressions. Speaking of impressions, memory foam has a big problem. It sleeps hot. And, when exposed to body heat, it softens and loses support, causing you to sink faster than my hopes and dreams at senior prom… or Blockbuster Video. Those guys… I feel bad, but they made some mistakes in their hierarchy, and they just… Deep sleep requires low stimuli. Purple is temperature-neutral. It’s grid design and aerated sidewalls create serious airflow so your body heat doesn’t affect your sleep. Stop looking for sleep in all the wrong places. Forget memory foam! These tests are real! You really can sleep cooler and more comfortably, all on a mattress that will outlive the family dog. And, you can personalize your Purple with our many different comfort levels. Purple perfected the science of sound sleep. All you need to do is experience it. And, you can for 100 nights with Purple’s No Pressure Guarantee. So, go ahead try the world’s best mattress. Billy: Hey, Jake? Jake: Purple. Billy: Purple! Jake: He’s fine, he does this a lot. This is his thing. Oh..they just kind of don’t talk and just…don’t touch either. We gave them a the don’t talk, don’t touch rule. Purple. Billy: Purple!

 

100 Responses

  1. Elizabeth Xiao

    June 14, 2019 6:37 pm

    Purple mattress blows memory foam out of the bedroom!! It is a big step in sleeping evolution!!

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  2. adilene serrato

    June 16, 2019 7:11 pm

    I was listening to Billie (eilish) and this ad came up. I watched the whole thing. Then I searched the ad up, it lead me here, and then I watched it again. Especially the part where they drop Billie onto the bed, it reminded me of Gwen Stacy’s death from the amazing Spider-Man. anyways this is really good. I’ve never searched up an ad just to watch it again.

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  3. CJ

    June 18, 2019 5:30 pm

    except that same test would work with a concrete slab as long as it had perfect egg sized holes and was lined up so they would land in the hole the egg barely touches the mattress in the commercial and it only does enough to stretch the hole to the size of the egg

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  4. Matthew

    June 20, 2019 9:18 pm

    Can I get the extra layer of polyurethane that you use in the commercial that doesn't come with the actual mattress? 🙃

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  5. Nckats

    June 29, 2019 8:11 am

    This felt like a comedic practice for something on like SNL while maintaining a good focus on the selling point.

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  6. Hemanth Kotagiri

    July 1, 2019 6:39 am

    This is the first time ever in my life, I watched a youtube add twice on my own interest.

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  7. gemin wanzo

    July 4, 2019 11:45 pm

    I DISLIKE THIS AND DON'T RECOMMAND EVERYONE FROM BUYING THIS SINCE MY SON'S NAME IS BILLY

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  8. Malcolm Preiser

    July 5, 2019 11:08 pm

    where can i buy this product this ad is not an ad it is the best video iv'e ever seen

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  9. Blake Buehne

    July 7, 2019 8:57 pm

    Are mattress stores carrying these at all? I'd rather test one before I decide to buy one.

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  10. Sub LIKE

    July 8, 2019 1:24 am

    Memory foam is the best like I mean I like my back not perfectly straight and broken beds but cheese my bed is the best my bed is a memory foam mattress I don't have a bed just a mattress which is memory foam

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  11. Candy 12438

    July 16, 2019 3:32 pm

    Ummm thatis not the exact mattress but it's for safety reasons the exact layer is there but it is still works

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  12. Hope Reyes

    August 2, 2019 12:29 am

    love these ads! long, but FUN and entertaining to watch. and effective. wish i can buy purple in my country!

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  13. Rey Ocasio

    August 23, 2019 6:48 pm

    The fat guy and the skinny guy that can make a movie comedy yeah funny man for real😁😂😂😂😂😂😁

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  14. Angie Ratana

    September 20, 2019 9:15 am

    oops i just happened to do some full body slams on the eggs on my bed gotta get a new mattress that will ease my egg slamming needs

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  15. Milana Garelli

    September 29, 2019 6:57 am

    I’m moving soon and went to a furniture store. Saw a purple bed and was extremely excited and it’s honestly one of the comfiest things I’ve sat on.

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  16. Jose Mendoza

    October 16, 2019 1:53 am

    They have me, Hook, Line, and sinker, I love the Purple ads and always watch them when they come up during videos

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  17. Oakley Shedd

    December 2, 2019 1:36 pm

    Oh….I always…kinda wondered what happened to blockbuster. (Sad) And um..so a question for Billy, was did you use to clean up the smashed eggs?

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