Drop the Mic w/ Usain Bolt

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>>YO-YO YO, GET READY TO
>>Reggie: GET READY TO GO NUTS! IT’S JAMES CORDEN VS. USAIN BOLT
IN “DROP THE MIC!” ♪ ♪ ♪
NOW GIVE IT UP FOR “THE DOPEST M.C. IN AN SUV”: JAMES CORDEN. ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ AND THE MAN WHO DROPS GOLD BARS:
USAIN BOLT! ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO
FIRST.>>James: YOU SURE YOU READY
FOR THIS.>>I WAS BORN READY.>>James: CUZ YOU’RE ON MY
TRACK NOUN.>>THAT’S WAY YOU FEEL, I
DOESN’T CARE, I WIN EVERYWHERE. DID YOU HEAR THE SONG, ALL I DO
IS WIN. LET’S GO.>>James: ALL RIGHT. WE NEED TO SHUT THIS GUY UP. SOMEONE GI
>>James: USAIN BOLT, NICE TO MEET YOU. ♪ NOW, NOT TO BE COLD, BUT IT
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NAMED YOURSELF ♪ WHEN YOU WERE FIVE-YEARS-OLD. AFTER ALL THOSE RACES YOU WON IN
♪ BRAZIL, YOU’RE ABOUT TO LOSE TO A MAN WHO’S STANDING STILL. ♪ ATHLETES AREN’T GREAT AT MATH,
SO I HOPE THAT THIS HELPS: ♪ YOU HAVE 14 LESS GOLD MEDALS
THAN MICHAEL PHELPS ♪ FOR REAL, TELL ME WHAT’S IT
LIKE TO HAVE A CAREER ♪ THAT PEOPLE ONLY CARE ABOUT
ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS?>>IN JAMAICA, WE’RE TAUGHT ONE
♪ LOVE IN SCHOOL BUT I’M SORRY BOB MARLEY,
♪ I’M BREAKING THAT RULE. YOU THINK YOU’RE A STAR,
♪ BUT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, MOST THESE PEOPLE THINK
♪ THEY’RE WATCHING THE KEVIN JAMES SHOW,
♪ YOU NEVER SHOULDA’ STARTED, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDA’ FLED,
♪ I RACE IN TEN SECONDS, YOU LAST THAT LONG IN BED,
♪ YOU WOKE THE LIGHTNING BOLT, DON’T TRY TO BACK PEDDLE,
♪ MY NECKS STARTING TO HURT, WANNA HOLD MY GOLD MEDALS? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪>>James: REGGIE WILL YOU HOLD
THESE FOR ME AND THEN GO AND PUT THEM ON eBAY, THANK YOU.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. YOU’RE
>>James: JAMAICANS ALL LOVE ♪ YOU, WHICH IS NO SURPRISE,
FOR A COUNTRY WHERE ONE IN THREE ♪ PEOPLE IS HIGH. IF THE FACT THAT YOU’RE THE
♪ WORLD’S FASTEST MAN IS TRUE, THEN HOW AM I THE ONE
♪ RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU? WHEN THOSE ENDORSEMENTS DRY UP,
♪ YOU CAN CALL ME, WE ALWAYS NEED MORE P.A.S TO RUN
♪ AND GRAB ME COFFEE. I’M GONNA MURDER YOU ON THE MIC
♪ THEN GO AHEAD AND WIN THIS, TAKE A SELFIE WITH YOUR CORPSE-
♪ I KNOW YOU LIKE A PHOTO FINISH (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>DIE ON THIS SHOW? ♪ JAMES, THAT AINT RIGHT,
I CAN’T DIE ANY WORSE ♪ THAN WHAT YOU DO HERE
EVERY NIGHT, WE CAN ALL AGREE ♪ CARPOOL KARAOKE’S SUPER,
AND PRACTICE FOR YOUR NEXT JOB– ♪ DRIVING AN UBER,
YOU CAN’T WIN TONIGHT, ♪ NO NEED TO TRY,
THINK… ♪ EVER SEEN ME LOSE
TO A WHITE GUY? ♪ CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ENTERED
THIS BATTLE TO BE A WINNER, ♪ YOU ONLY OUTRUN ME,
IF SOMEONE YELLS DINNER! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: YOU CAN RUN, ♪ BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE. YOU’RE (BLEEP) 6’5″. ♪ SO LOOK OUT EVERYBODY,
FRANKENSTEIN’S ARRIVED. ♪ ON THE MIC I’M A LION
AND YOU’RE JUST A CUB ♪ AND HERE’S A TIP:
STOP TAKING PHOTOS WITH GIRLS ♪ AT THE CLUB. YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH RIHANNA,
♪ THAT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN AT ALL. ♪ IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER
HERE’S MY PHONE. ♪ PRESS “RETURN MISSED CALL”. IT MUST BE BITTERSWEET
♪ TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS, BUT STILL LIVE IN THE SHADOW
♪ OF A BOBSLED TEAM. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I’M ABOUT TO BRING THE FIRE
NOW.>>SO YOU SAW “COOL RUNNINGS”
♪ ON YOUR COUCH ONE NIGHT, WHILE I WAS IN THE GYM
♪ TO MAKE THAT MOVIE MY LIFE, I’M THE FASTEST HUMAN BEING
♪ IN THE HISTORY OF RACING, YOU HOST THE LOWEST SHOW
♪ IN THE HISTORY OF RATINGS, I TRIED TO WATCH YOUR SHOW,
♪ AND ALL I COULD THINK “THIS SHOULD END FASTER
♪ THAN ONE OF MY SPRINTS” I HAVE NINE GOLD MEDALS,
♪ LAST TIME THAT I CHECKED, THAT’S ONE FOR EVERY TIME,
♪ THAT YOU’VE HAD SEX. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. QUIET DOWN, QUIET DOWN. SO WHO IS YOUR WINNER? IS IT JAMES CORDEN? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OR IS IT USAIN BOLT? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WINNER, USAIN BOLT!>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, USAIN BOLT

 

100 Responses

  1. Zach Zahn

    July 11, 2019 4:22 am

    β€œIt must be bittersweet to achieve your dreams and still be in the shadows of a bobsled team” that line sealed the coffin in bolts whole career πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­

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  2. Mashy Bieber

    July 18, 2019 3:13 pm

    I have a sense that James voice is not his actual voice! His American accent at the beginning made me confused a lil bit.

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  3. Margeys Marvin

    July 18, 2019 3:34 pm

    Bolt killed him n wake him up n KILLED him n never will he wake up.Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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  4. Tracey-ann Fairweather

    July 22, 2019 3:06 am

    Wow..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ James actually thought he could diss a Jamaican..is this real..straight JamaicaπŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡² PERIOD.!!!!!!!?ΒΏlol

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  5. Engku Aleesya

    August 9, 2019 3:57 pm

    Who do you think will win?

    Jimmy Fallon: Comment

    James Corden: Like❀️❀️

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  6. Tololo Moise

    September 28, 2019 6:03 am

    Still live in the shadow of a bobsled team 🀣🀣🀣 Cool runnings is the GOAT!!!!😁🀣

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  7. Faraz Najam

    October 13, 2019 7:42 am

    Usain Bolt won at The first line when James Cornden Asked "Are You Ready For This " And Bolt Replied "I Was Born Ready"..
    Naild It bro..

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  8. Nami Takar

    October 14, 2019 12:21 pm

    Ok that line got me "Im fastest human being in the history of racing…. U R the lowest TV show in the history of rating "πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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  9. Fenmare Gaming

    October 27, 2019 10:41 am

    I think it's Scripted because I'm so confused why did the black guy have his 4 medals during the mic drop… Did he calculated that the white guy will that up to him?

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  10. Ella Chea

    November 2, 2019 2:45 am

    I ship Rihanna with Usain Bolt, and James Corden was actually quite mean when he said he couldn’t achieve his dream.

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  11. Bonface Mwangi

    November 30, 2019 8:38 pm

    Hahahaha back here in 2019 but cant really understand how this guys stands this Birns ….some are so savage

    Reply

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