Senator Cory Booker Drops Out of 2020 Race

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Let’s get to the news. Senator Booker announced today
that he’s dropping out of the presidential race
and posted a video on YouTube thanking his supporters. And this is cool — every
single one of them watched it. [ Laughter ] Senator Bernie Sanders
today denied reports that he privately told
Elizabeth Warren in 2018 that a female candidate is incapable of defeating
President Trump. And in Bernie’s defense, even if he said that privately,
we would have heard him! [ Laughter ] His whisper is everyone else’s “I’d like to speak
to the manager.” [ Laughter ] President Trump this morning
retweeted a doctored photo showing Democratic leaders
Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi wearing a turban and a hijab. And to get him back,
they posted a doctored photo of Trump wearing
a suit that fits. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] “That’s not me.
I swear to God, that’s not me.” Supreme Court Chief Justice
John Roberts will be brought in to oversee President Trump’s
impeachment trial, though experts say he will not
have significant authority over the proceedings. Meanwhile, back at the Supreme
Court, Justice Kavanaugh said, “The boss is gone, bitches!” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] “Jeopardy!” is facing criticism
after a clue in Friday’s episode appeared to endorse Israeli
claims to Palestinian land, though it’s still better
than what happened on “Wheel of Fortune.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Wellness guru Marianne
Williamson announced on Friday that she’s dropping out
of the presidential race. The decision was announced
by her chief of staff. [ Laughter ] President Trump’s sons
are reportedly planning campaign appearances for
the day of the Iowa caucuses. Don Jr.
will be knocking on doors while Eric will be coming out
from under children’s beds. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] A male tortoise
in the Galapagos Islands is being credited with saving
his species from extinction by having
a very active sex life. Even more surprising, he was
wearing a fedora the whole time. [ Laughter ] Oscar nominations
were announced today, and Best Actor goes to
Harvey Weinstein! [ Laughter ] “Ohh. Oh, whoa! Woe is me!” [ Laughter ] And, finally,
New Yorkers this weekend celebrated the annual
No Pants Subway Ride. It’s an annual event
that happens almost every day.

 

100 Responses

  1. D lion

    January 14, 2020 3:30 pm

    Just goes to show the general public that not any american citizen can become president in the united states. WS has made the position reserved for the rich.

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  2. Are See

    January 14, 2020 3:40 pm

    Now if the rest of them will drop out, maybe some Dumocrat will come forward to lead them back to sanity.

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  3. Sarah Diehl

    January 14, 2020 3:48 pm

    The thing is, even if you strongly dislike Bernie, even if you despise all his policies – you'd have to be out of your mind to actually believe that he in any way believes a woman is unfit for president. Find me a politician, hell, find me a single person as consistent as he is, and he has been telling that he could see a female president long before ANYONE would’ve thought that possible. You don’t have to like him to easily see through that obvious attempt in smearing him, because even if you hate what he stands for, you always KNOW what he stands for, which is more than you can say about any other democratic candidate in this field.
    His explanation; him warning that Donald Trump will use anything, including a candidates gender, as an opportunity to attack them, is something that perfectly fits into his character that I wouldn’t doubt him for a second.

    As for Warren, I think it speaks volumes how she hasn’t reacted yet.

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  4. Barney Porter

    January 14, 2020 3:52 pm

    I know the perfect campaign song that fits Cory Booker perfectly not only while he was a candidate it,s Also the perfect Song that his whole life's Been like and it,s the perfect Song that has the lyrics that describes Cory Booker perfectly

    The song is by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles!
    The Tears of a Clown when there's no one around!

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  5. Thank You For Your Cervix

    January 14, 2020 3:53 pm

    Now that we have Trump and Kavanaugh, maybe Weinstein should consider a career in politics.

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  6. Pappy Chulo

    January 14, 2020 3:55 pm

    Harvey is probably tell friend (s), if he has any, that he needs help walking cause his balls are so big.

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  7. Eagle 367

    January 14, 2020 4:00 pm

    It's an open secret that Jefferey Epstein didn't kill himself. Even google knows it and I didn't even have to type it

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  8. Midnight Navigator

    January 14, 2020 4:52 pm

    Remember when everyone freaked out because a past president called someone an asshole and it was out of line for a president?

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  9. Rider Made

    January 14, 2020 4:53 pm

    What’s a democrat, also wtf is a republican… wait hold that thought, there are a billion starving children.
    Hold my beer and iPhone while I try to do something important.

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  10. Lyssas Faith

    January 14, 2020 6:16 pm

    Even if Bernie did say that to Elizabeth Warren, it is probably taken way out of context. I personally believe that a woman has a lower chance of winning than a man, for the very simple reason that the world is sexist AF. Many studies show peple are less likely to put their faith in a woman than a man. It doesn't really say anything about Bernie, just wanted to put that out there

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  11. Xela Flow

    January 14, 2020 7:41 pm

    A female candidate will not beat trump, nor will the escaped Alzheimer's patient Biden nor will either of the racist billionaires.

    If you want trump to lose your only hope is Bernie.

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  12. Lee DeCoske

    January 14, 2020 7:51 pm

    The suit that fits would make him look huge, like he is. That image ya'll made was far to nice to him. I bet he retweets that image!

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  13. Greg Cason

    January 14, 2020 8:13 pm

    I’ll miss Marianne Williamson in the race. She may not have been presidential material, but she did have some good questions, ideas, and perspectives.

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  14. Galloe

    January 14, 2020 8:23 pm

    I was looking forward to my Cory Booker party for when he got elected… I feel confused that he would drop out.

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  15. Music Lover

    January 14, 2020 8:49 pm

    Trump is not a good person he never has been he’s not a good president he never has been and should be taken out immediately by the Republicans but they are afraid to do their job to protect their country to protect law and to protect our constitution because they feel the bass followers of Trump will not vote them back in to keep their jobs which they love because they make great money great benefits health benefits get to go anywhere they want so many perks inside trading information to make them rich and they don’t wanna give up having power and money and hardly ever having to work

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  16. Dana Ray Art

    January 14, 2020 9:09 pm

    darlings.. Cory .. you are a good man.. your career is young.. for now you are needed in the Senate.. go get DONALD.. see if you can FIRE him.. it would be appreciated ..

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  17. Marthy

    January 14, 2020 9:34 pm

    California's former strong smart Attorney General, Kamala Harris, had to drop out of the race due to lack of enough funds -it was the SAME DAY that Bloomberg Bought himself into the race and could because he has enough funds.

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  18. Its True

    January 14, 2020 9:58 pm

    Everyday I'm writing to you my USA! Remove the bedbugs Trump from White House!!!
    Trump and His Best friend Dictator Vladimir Putin is Enemy of USA and Human beings!!!

    .

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  19. Victor Akandu

    January 14, 2020 10:38 pm

    THIS SHOWS THAT THE OLD MUST NOW BE ALLOWED TO PASS AWAY…

    LET THE NEW BEGIN IN ANDREW YANG AND TULSI GABBARD!

    THESE TWOSOME ARE THE NEW HOPE FOR AMERICA AND THE WORLD!

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  20. Sceptical Pickle

    January 15, 2020 12:05 am

    CNN is smearing Bernie and Seth is regurgitating propaganda with absolutely zero context. Shame on you.
    Do you really think Bernie Sanders is sexist???

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  21. Adam Sparrow

    January 15, 2020 12:59 am

    Instead of candidates announcing they're dropping out of the race, they should just have a pole and ask the voters if they know who the hell you're talkin about?. I had no idea Cory Booker was even a candidate, is there anyone else I'm missing.

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  22. AZOffRoadster

    January 15, 2020 2:35 am

    Two candidates dropped out of the race… and no one noticed. They were still in? Next up… two centrists and two billionaires. Edit: Make that three centrists. I forgot about Kloudbootjar.

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  23. UNLESS COMMUNITY

    January 15, 2020 2:49 am

    Harvey is a piece of s$$% who I should beat the hell out of. But he is tall yeah… ? Not unheard of for old tall folks to use a walker

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  24. Daniel Gagnon

    January 15, 2020 3:27 am

    Booker and Harris out = Priceless….and now bloomberg was caught using prison inmates to run his campain calls…….2020 ELECTION

    Bloomberg cuts ties with company using prison inmates to make campaign calls

    The Democratic 2020 contender said he was unaware that incarcerated people had been hired.

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  25. Ryan Odonnell

    January 15, 2020 4:57 am

    Thank FCK…. He new he had no chance in hell of becoming president and if he didn't then his ego is bigger than his head…
    Think of all the small donations that where totally wasted on this man….
    Bernie is the best path forward

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  26. etcetra etcetra

    January 15, 2020 5:19 am

    That tortoise is the Hardest Working Male in Galapagos. He should teach sex ed class for panda bears.

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  27. Ro G

    January 15, 2020 5:21 am

    t'rump's suits are ill-fitting because he wears an adult diaper underneath. Just think what forty years of 2-Big Mac dinners does to your insides!

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  28. Jason Win

    January 15, 2020 5:59 am

    Best Late Night Monologue on tv. It feels like Weekend Updates when he was still on SNL. Keep up the good work Seth. 🏆

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  29. Gail Beterbide

    January 15, 2020 7:57 am

    Seth: Eric is way the lesser of the 2 evils. I would rather you turn your sarcasm toward the evil junior.

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